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Liza Throttlebottom
Just a friendly reminder: My hair is dyed red with the blood of my enemies. It drips in effervescent drops from the cut of my jib. Don't cross that which you can't understand. This has been a general announcement from the Throttlebottom Pirate Guild.
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Liza Throttlebottom
Indeed. Listen to to the amazing taste synthesizing robot. The blood is remarkably fresh and apparently has a satisfying full body and citrus tang. Beware.
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