This is an urgent notice pertaining to a
natrual gas leak from the gas plants that
has been recently detected. Please calmly
evacuate the street and beware of large
concentrations of Heavy Gas. If you feel light headed,
heavy, or have uncontrollable fits of laughter, please
visit the nearest poision control center.
We are doing our best to assess the situation. Until
then, please do not inhale too deeply.