Hey, I'm going to leave a pile of notes.
It'll be a glorious pile, filled with the most notey of notes!
Why would you make a huge pile of useless notes, you may ask.
Because I can, and will!
It told me to write something, so I did!
I left you a note.
*puts on sunglasses*
Too bad it doesn't contain anything NOTEWORTHY.
This note is capable of time travel.
THIS NOTE IS FROM THE PAST.
This is such a waste of paper.
BUT I DON'T CARE.
Also this game gives you too much paper anyway. I have like, 100 left.
YOUR BUTLER IS SCARY
IT STARTED SINGING THAT SONG
Butler (slayorg) I'm a butler and this is crazy..
So a cubimal walks into a bar.
"You's Retard Cubimal went 0.01 planks before stopping."
Hey I just wrote this, and it's crazy.
But this song is now stuck in my head, so kill me maybe?
Ooh, I just got an idea.
I'll make one of these notes a TP script, so you'll accidentally teleport into hell or something trying to read it!
I MISSED A ROOK ATTACK WRITING THIS
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
So, I finally learned leviation.
Now I can finally get over anything people throw at me!
... USING LEVIATION.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO WRITE
GIMME SOME IDEAS.
... Oh wait.
YOUR BUTLER JUST WINKED AT ME.
Made you scroll down.
THIS JUST IN
THERE'S A PILE OF NOTES IN YOUR YARD.
- Captian Obvious
Head of the Department of Departments
Seriously, your butler is creepy.
Yeah okay, ran out of stuff to write.
So, enjoy your pile of notes!