Sweetum

Have you ever considered that the very process of pickling makes pickles evil? When you think about it, each pickle is Given only ONE GNG to bestow upon a Glitch that has rightfully Tickled its pickle in all the right ways.The pickles used to be ever so kind in the giving of more than one GNG but after the Great War that was had between the Pickles and the Picklers dated after the days of The Great Glitch Awakening, the Picklers, before they lost the battle set forth an added undetectible agent in the pickling juices that only allows for the single GNG to be handed and never again will the Pickles be able to bestow another. Because of this, the Pickles are now reluctant and cynical when it comes to the extraction of their precious GNG. Those who have yet to give their GNG are deemed the highest level of class in the pickling society for their sheer stubbornness and willpower against their Glitchen counterpart.