Hello Kind Glitch,
This is your very own WOOD TREE IN A BOX KIT!
Wood Trees are the rarest and most majestic of our natural resources in this beautiful land of Ur. In my imaginings of things to come, I see a world rich in woody splendor where you and I may walk through groves of plank rich titans just waiting for the tender stroke of our axe to thus impart their plankly goodness unto our bags for future use as a splanking device or a home for a tired glitch at the end of a weary day.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SIMPLE AND ENJOYABLE:
1. Find, clear & tend a patch that is suitable for planting your wood
2. Insert your wood seed firmly in Spriggan's loamy cleft & stroke it three times
3. Wait for your seedling to arise as a stout, strong shaft of tumescent woodliness
4. Tenderly disseminate your Fertilidust Powder 5 times upon your wood sapling
5. Water, Pet and Harvest your wood
Wood requires your daily ministrations.
Water, pet and tend to it regularly.
NEVER HARVEST & CLEAR YOUR WOOD.