So on Metafilter people often rewrite this poem and comment with it in threads that have gotten silly.
wonderingminstrels.blogspot...
I've been busy composing these and leaving them about. This generator helped:
www.joshmillard.com/wcw/
Although I changed the words to fit Glitch.
Here is one:
This is just to say
I have condemned
the bananas
that were beside
the bean tree
and which
you were probably
fondling
in public
Forgive me
they were macho
so callous
and so careless