So, doesn't this ring of the old days when we'd need help to move from house to house? I recommend a 'stuff' moving party with people you trust. Get lots of empty bags, and load them up with the things you want to move. Have friends some over that have empty inventory slots...pick up...go...drop off...and then you can give them beer and pineapple upside down pizza (or something way nicer) for helping you move... Instead of lamenting...make it fun!