But, that means you can't come in for a bit.
We're ALREADY fixing it!
Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!
Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.
Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.
Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.
We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.