Ahhh remember those days years ago, when saturday night really was about going out, getting rat arsed and waking up naked with a someone elses dribble in your hair - still cant look back....
This Saturday - a quaint European custom (You know, Europe, its that bit that ruled with world before the Americans came along) called the Eurovision Song Contest explodes across the continent like a bad case of the unmentionables.
To celebrate this amazing event - which consists of the nations of Europe coming together to murder music, I am going to be hosting a party. Theres also the most amazing prize contest in the WORLD. If you want to come to the party, probably at my House or Street, then please drop me an IM or even just turn up - frankly i'll be so drunk on hurdy-gurdy by then i wont know anyway.
To the Contest - Pick the country you think is going to win and type it into this Forum post - Enter more than once if you like, type all of them if you really really want to - theres loads of prizes on offer and in the spirit of the contest they all suck!
So to celebrate the Contest - The Party will start at 8pm British Time (Other time zones are available ) - on my street and in my house (yes, i'll have taken anything of value like the 500 dolls out). If you really cant wait for it (and of course you cant you cunning little Urians) - heres a link to the greatest piece of nonsense every!
Love really can set us free - unless its being sung by the elderly then its just wrong.