I've written a new Glitchy Story that rhymes. It's called "How the Glitch Stole Zilloween," on par to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Seuss, and various other sources for inspiration, including this:
brawlinthefamily.keenspot.c... (Brawl in the Family is a great comic for Nintendo fans like me!)
Here it is:
How the Glitch Stole Zilloween
by AwesomeCardinal2000 (based on "How the Grinch Stole
Christmas" by Dr. Seuss)
All the Glitchen in Ur liked the holidays a lot
But I Hate Zilloween, in his cave home, did NOT!
He loved to grief players and ruin their fun
But Zilloween? That was the best night among!
He always stole pumpkins from everyone's places.
They took all his keys and they gave him mean faces.
And now he couldn't do it. Unfortunately,
He could not follow in if he didn't have a key!
He said, "How on Ur will I do all my scheming?"
Then he thought an idea, his evil face beaming.
"I'll send some spam mail!" said I Hate Zilloween.
I'll do it all with a new high-tech machine."
He worked all the day in his small cluttered house, and
when he was done, built the Mailer Two-Thousand.
He hammered each nail and tightened each lock,
And it sent mail to all at around twelve o'clock.
"Help!" it read. "Send me some pumpkins by mail.
I need it to live, because I am so frail."
Everyone read it. Not giving a thought,
They sent all the pumpkins they'd worked for and bought!
But one newb was confused. "I Hate Zilloween! Hey!
Why do you want all my pumpkins today?"
He tricked the poor newbie. "I'm having a feast.
There'll be plenty of turkey. It'll be really beast.
If you go to a feast it will help level up.
I'll make Pumpkin Ale. I'll give you a cup."
And the newb sent him pumpkins, without too much thinking.
And then I Hate Zilloween went on with hi-jinking!
He stole all the pumpkins from community plots.
By the end of the day he had harvested lots.
As everyone strolled through the streets that cold night,
"Where's all your candy?!" they asked with a fright.
"I gave all my pumpkins to some guy named I Hate."
"So did I!" they replied. But it was too late.
"I Hate Zilloween's stolen all of our pumpkins!
Oh we do not like this. Oh no do we not-kins!"
The Glitchen were bummed. No jokes or a riddle.
But no one could help them. Not even a little.
Well, no one except for the Giants, who came in.
They said, "Do not worry. We know you will win."
They erased his account,gave his pumpkins away.
And everyone got lots of candy. "Hooray!"
And that was how Zilloween was rescued that day.
I hope you enjoyed it.
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