The First Feat of the epic, The Penyahtewan Assembly
And so it was that the many Glitchen of the present time duly honored Hispikulus's Amazing Ramble, exploring the many streets of Ur and collected a boatload of Qurazy Quoins in the process.
The Bonus Goal of this feat was achieved! Participants shared a pool of 656,555 currants, 1,313,110 mood, 393,933 energy, and 262,622 favor with Lem, according to their contribution. All participants will also receive at least one small piece of petrified rock, which may contain ancient artifacts or other treasure. The top 26 contributors will receive large petrified rocks, contributors ranked 27 to 179 will receive medium petrified rocks, and contributors ranked 180 to 1009 will get two small rocks for their efforts.
Bonus Goal Accomplished: 138,704 qurazy quoins collected
Achieved on the 13th of Bruise, Year 25
Oh, Hispikulus, that rambunctious scamp! How he loved to run and hide, exploring everywhere. He did not last long in the crowds of the Penyahtewan Assembly, before he was off exploring Ur. Indeed, he rambled to every location across the wide expanses of Ur. Miraculously, he did not grow weary from his wandering. Instead, each step only increased his vigor and each leap sproinged him further. As he charted newly-rearranged lands, both familiar places and those brand new to him seemed to call out "Hispikulus! Hispikulus! Oh, we love you, Hispikulus! We loooooooove you." Later in life, Hispikulus was diagnosed with the syndrome of manifold manias that now bears his name: Hispikuluian Amblyopia. He also suffered from an "over-attachment" to no-no powder. But, still…