The First Feat of the epic, An Abstrixian Aside
And so it was the many Glitchen of Ur said hi by the thousands, in thousands of places and a better-greeted world we were for it.
The Bonus Goal of this feat was achieved! Participants shared a pool of 872,008 iMG, 545,005 currants, 327,003 energy, and 109,001 favor with all Giants, according to their contribution. All participants will also receive at least one small piece of petrified rock, which may contain ancient artifacts or other treasure. The top 26 contributors will receive large petrified rocks, contributors ranked 27 to 179 will receive medium petrified rocks, and contributors ranked 180 to 1009 will get two small rocks for their efforts.
Bonus Goal Accomplished: 173,731 hi signs received
Achieved on the 31st of Fever, Year 25
The tip of the hat, the nod of the head, the wave of the hand, the warm smile, the simple bow, the outstretched palm, the welcoming glance and even the gentle skip: all good & fine ways of saying "how do you do?" Abstrixia's simple pleasure in this simple act was so pure and so complete that it began causing spontaneous visual manifestations of every "hi" she performed — a butterfly, a rocketship, a waving hand, a flower — these hi signs chased their way to the recipient's heart and gladdened their mood. And these "hi signs," it turned out, were contagious: soon, across the vast reaches of Ur, Glitchen of all sorts could exchange their signs and come away the better for it.